Sometimes, I love buying gifts. Finding that perfect something makes me giddy. Other times, I am filled with dread. What can I get the person who has everything he needs or wants? How can I surprise him?

My husband is such a person. It’s not that he’s picky. He possesses that lethal combination: disposable income plus penchant for internet shopping. This means, once he thinks of something he “needs,” he goes off and gets it. I have to be quick or I have to be clever.

With his birthday arriving, I panicked. He’s got hobbies aplenty, but I’m not going to buy more electronics, more drums, more cookbooks, or more gardening equipment. What’s a gal to do?

Meet Zeke. The gift for the gardener who has everything, because surely he doesn’t have a gardener zombie.

Mmmm….mint. Nom nom nom.